So hier mal eine kleine Auswahl an denen die ich mit der Zeit mal im Internet gesammelt habe.
Ein Paar haben sie ja schon in Mayen gelesen. Viel Spass :-)
Controller: "Flight 2431, for noise abatement turn 45 degrees to the right . . ."
Pilot: "Roger, but Center, we are at 35'000 feet, how much noise can we make up here ?"
Controller: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727 ?"
Tower: "You have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
Pilot: "Give us another hint, we have digital watches!"
Controller: "Delta Zulu Romeo, turn right now and report your heading."
Pilot: "Wilco. 341, 342, 343, 344, 345..."
Controller nach der Landung einer British Airways-Maschine: "Just let you know on the approach you were a little left of the centerline."
Pilot: "That is correct, Sir. And my first officer was slightly to the right."
Pilot (LH 876): ".....request heading 110 to avoid."
Controller: "To avoid what ?"
Pilot (LH 876): "To avoid delay."
Pilot: "Portland approach, United 910, the first officer has the airport in sight."
Controller: "United 910, the first officer is cleared to land."
Pilot: "Uh – can the captain land too?"
Pilot: "Tower, say again. Reading you only five."
Approach (Shannon): "Shamrock 228, do you read me?"
Pilot: "Well, I don't read you, but I hear you five by five."
Pilot: "Approach, how far are we from the airport in minutes?"
Controller: "N63MG, the faster you go, the quicker you'll get there."
Das war mal so ne kleine Auswahl meiner Sammlung. Wer noch mehr will..einfach sagen, dann stell ich noch ein paar rein.